June 1st, 2015

Ghost of Captain Louis Renault Inhabits Body of Sepp Blatter

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An indignant Sepp Blatter insisted once again he had no knowledge of the alleged corruption within FIFA : “I’m shocked, shocked to find that rampant bribe taking was found to be going on right under my nose”. He went on to express complete surprise that a giant wad of hundreds was bulging out of his breast pocket as his pants suddenly burst into flames.



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