March 9th, 2014

Full Body Airport Scanners Required by T.S.A. to Have Ten Selectable Levels of Privacy

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March 8th, 2014

2,717 Foot High Skyscraper Opens in Dubai, Asshole Pushes All Elevator Buttons

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March 7th, 2014

Big Bird, Sesame Street Star for 40 Years, Says H Now Stands for Hemmorhoids

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March 6th, 2014

Museum of Modern Art to Open "What the F#@& is that Supposed to Be" Exhibit

 

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March 4th, 2014

“Totally Disgusting” Lost Julia Child Recipes Discovered

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“There was a time when Ms. Child was hitting the sauce pretty good,” said colleague Jacques Tootite. “And I don’t mean the bechamel sauce either.” At a dinner party at her home one evening, she and four dining companions managed to polish off ten bottles of a vintage Cabernet. In a drunken frenzy, Ms. Child dashed into her kitchen and embarked on a wild night of culinary experimentation that lasted until the wee hours. The sickening results were jotted down longhand on the back of an electric bill which was discovered behind her 1973 avocado green refrigerator. Found there are such truly vile concoctions as Anus of Lamb, Mule Turd a L’Orange, Chicken Fried Lint and Asparagus Filled Jelly Doughnuts. “These were never meant to see the light of day, not to mention a serving plate,” said Monsieur Tootite,”Well… maybe at Applebee’s”.

March 4th, 2014

God Lights Fart

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According to NASA officials, there is simply no other explanation for this image– transmitted by the Hubble Telescope yesterday. Researchers are now searching for signs of bad Mexican restaurants in space.

February 27th, 2014

Nine Year Old Rajneesh Updulhabayamagu- balluluwetanumba Wins National Spelling Bee by Spelling Own Name Correctly

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