February 11th, 2015

Hillary Clinton Poses at Madame Tussaud's with Wax Figure of Shaqwanda Johnson

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    February 10th, 2015

    Kanye West On a Roll: Interrupts Gynecological Exam

    518px-Kanye_West_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_FestivalFor Tianiqua Thomas, it was supposed to be just an ordinary visit to the gynecologist. “There I was, I had just put my feet up in the stirrups, and guess who pops into the examination room. You got it, Mr. Kanye West himself. And he goes, “Hey y’all I don’t mean no disrespect, but…and then he starts talkin some crazyass bulls— about his wife’s stuff bein’ prettier than mine. That she deserves to win an award for her stuff. Can you believe that? Let’s face it, the man is one crazy mothereffer.”

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      February 8th, 2015

      NBC To Rename Evening News Broadcast

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      Marginally competent NBC honcho Irv Shart found himself in a tizzy—the mother of all tizzies, in fact, over the Brian Williams crisis. “Sure, we could do the expected and throw Brian under the bus. But then it came to me….. let’s embrace our total lack of credibility. Let’s completely obliterate whatever’s left of the public’s trust. It’s a fresh new concept—it goes Fox one better. We report, you decide if Brian pulled it out of his ass or not. Kinda fun, right?”

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        September 5th, 2014

        Shteitelman Brothers Launch E-Z Fast, Yom Kippur Appetite Suppressant

        hj“With E-Z Fast, fasting is a piece of (sponge)cake.”, says co-inventor Heshy Shteitelman.”It’s scientifically designed to approximate the feeling of swallowing a bowling ball deep fried in chicken fat. Trust me, your appetite will disappear faster than a yarmulke in a hurricane.”

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          April 10th, 2014

          Reality Show Based On Ikea Furniture Instructions Slated for Fall Season

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            April 2nd, 2014

            New Flintstones Chewable Cialis is Latest Version of Popular ED Drug

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            In a bid to capitalize on baby boomer nostalgia, Cialis is now available in a form that not only gives middle-aged men a way to recapture fond childhood memories, it allows them to sport wood at the drop of a hat. The latest TV spot will portray Fred and Wilma sitting in two bathtubs side by side in the middle of nowhere for no apparent reason.

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              March 11th, 2014

              Lady Gaga Rumored to Have Illegitimate Infant Son, Googoo Gaga

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