February 11th, 2015

Hillary Clinton Poses at Madame Tussaud's with Wax Figure of Shaqwanda Johnson

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February 10th, 2015

Kanye West On a Roll: Interrupts Gynecological Exam

518px-Kanye_West_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_FestivalFor Tianiqua Thomas, it was supposed to be just an ordinary visit to the gynecologist. “There I was, I had just put my feet up in the stirrups, and guess who pops into the examination room. You got it, Mr. Kanye West himself. And he goes, “Hey y’all I don’t mean no disrespect, but…and then he starts talkin some crazyass bulls— about his wife’s stuff bein’ prettier than mine. That she deserves to win an award for her stuff. Can you believe that? Let’s face it, the man is one crazy mothereffer.”

February 8th, 2015

NBC To Rename Evening News Broadcast

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Marginally competent NBC honcho Irv Shart found himself in a tizzy—the mother of all tizzies, in fact, over the Brian Williams crisis. “Sure, we could do the expected and throw Brian under the bus. But then it came to me….. let’s embrace our total lack of credibility. Let’s completely obliterate whatever’s left of the public’s trust. It’s a fresh new concept—it goes Fox one better. We report, you decide if Brian pulled it out of his ass or not. Kinda fun, right?”