January 24th, 2014

Bronx Resident Heshy Suckowitz, World’s Oldest Man At 112, Totally Burned Out On “Happy Birthday” Song



“If I hear someone sing that goddamn song one more time, so help me I’m gonna vomit”.

January 15th, 2014

J.K. Rowling, Running Out of Inspiration, Struggles to Finish the Latest in the Series,"Harry Potter and the Pungent Odor"

Enticed into extending the Harry Potter series, Ms. Rowling seems to be having a difficult time meeting the high standards of her previous work. “It feels as if I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel and beating a dead horse simultaneously”. She’s agreed to deliver six more books over the next decade. Sources tell us we can look forward to such titles as “Harry Potter and the Obnoxious Telemarketer” and “Harry Potter and the Chatty Proctologist”.

January 13th, 2014

Newly Discovered Bob Marley Children's Book, “G is for Ganja,” to be Released

January 3rd, 2014

Real Housewife of the Arctic Circle Flaunts It, Showing Off 14,000 Square Foot Igloo

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