Enticed into extending the Harry Potter series, Ms. Rowling seems to be having a difficult time meeting the high standards of her previous work. “It feels as if I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel and beating a dead horse simultaneously”. She’s agreed to deliver six more books over the next decade. Sources tell us we can look forward to such titles as “Harry Potter and the Obnoxious Telemarketer” and “Harry Potter and the Chatty Proctologist”.