April 10th, 2014

Reality Show Based On Ikea Furniture Instructions Slated for Fall Season

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April 2nd, 2014

New Flintstones Chewable Cialis is Latest Version of Popular ED Drug

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In a bid to capitalize on baby boomer nostalgia, Cialis is now available in a form that not only gives middle-aged men a way to recapture fond childhood memories, it allows them to sport wood at the drop of a hat. The latest TV spot will portray Fred and Wilma sitting in two bathtubs side by side in the middle of nowhere for no apparent reason.

March 11th, 2014

Lady Gaga Rumored to Have Illegitimate Infant Son, Googoo Gaga

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March 9th, 2014

Full Body Airport Scanners Required by T.S.A. to Have Ten Selectable Levels of Privacy

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March 8th, 2014

2,717 Foot High Skyscraper Opens in Dubai, Asshole Pushes All Elevator Buttons

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March 7th, 2014

Big Bird, Sesame Street Star for 40 Years, Says H Now Stands for Hemmorhoids

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March 6th, 2014

Museum of Modern Art to Open "What the F#@& is that Supposed to Be" Exhibit

 

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