February 6th, 2014

Multitasking Driver Causes Twelve Car Pileup

Bertha Clucksner of Whacko Falls was found to be texting, highlighting her hair, getting a pedicure, working on her PhD thesis and cooking a pot roast while driving on Route 45 near the Bunkeyville exit, when she caused the driver of a tractor trailer to jackknife. At the time he was practicing his kung fu moves, caulking his bathroom, taking a violin lesson, playing strip poker and eating a chimichanga.pileup http://www.flickr.com/photos/tedkerwin/2121090303/